0% boilerplate. 3% Javascript. 100% value. Dream? Impossible? Mad ramblings? In this session we'll have a look at some patterns which allow us to concentrate on the code that we want to write, without getting bogged down by the boring stuff around the edges. We'll then enhance them with some testing patterns now that Rob and Matt have burned down the testing pyramid. We'll introduce pipelines, see how they eliminate boilerplate, and see how they lend themselves to highly composable, rich test suites. By the end of this session, every keystroke you write is almost guaranteed to enhance your end products.